May 2012
24 posts
BRB
having and intimate moment with my cat.
john Watson: I'm not gay
Irene Adler: Yes you are
Mycroft Holmes: Yes you are
Sarah: Yes you are
Girlfriend 1: Yes you are
Girlfriend 2: Yes you are
Girlfriend 3: Yes you are
Sherlock: Yes we are
“Some people are so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to...”
– To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee (via bettymaestrange)
me when I wake up: why
me trying to find something to wear: why
me looking in the mirror: why
me walking into school: why
me having to engage in social contact: why
Me: You remind me of my Chinese friend
Friend: Who?
Me: Ug Lee
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online a week
me: you mean a day
scientist: what
me: what
April 2012
45 posts
moledro
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. a feeling of resonant connection with an author or artist you’ll never meet, who may have lived centuries ago and thousands of miles away but can still get inside your head and leave behind morsels of their experience, like the little piles of stones left by hikers that mark a hidden path through unfamiliar territory.
my teacher: where is your homework?
me: may i deliver it to you through interpretive dance
They say I'm up and coming like I'm fucking in an...
-You Need Me, I Don’t Need You by Ed Sheeran AKA my favourite Ed Sheeran lyric.
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Thank you, random attractive guy, you just made my day.
This is just brilliant.
Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I just...
